Kyon is not amused.

Kyon is displeased by your presence.

Kyon smells faintly of cabbage.

Kyon likes a fruit flavour when he's hydrating.

Kyon has failed the testing phase.

Kyon automatically fails.

Kyon succumbs to enormous moon gravity.

Kyon is sappin' mah sentry.

Kyon does not have time for this.

Kyon is lonely, will kiss hand.

Kyon is outside your window.

Kyon doesn't got time to smoke a bowl.

Kyon laments the passing of his estranged wife.

Kyon why?.

Kyon needs instructions.

Kyon is filling his water with Volcanicity.

Kyon is filling his water with Volcanicity.

Kyon is not wearing any pants.

Kyon is being touched in a place or a way that makes him feel uncomfortable.

Kyon h.

Kyon i hate you.

Kyon is coupling fruitlessly.

Kyon cannot make goatse unseen.

Kyon wishes his hand could smell like this all the time.

Kyon whut.